ASSHOLE PARKING

That's just funny.

 

Do people even try these days?

 

Granted. The lines are not clearly visible. But seriously, does that look like appropriate parking distance in a full lot?

 

Look at this jackass. Parked in the middle of the damn road with his party lights on.



He ran out and jumped on some guy trying to run across the street. They must have been friends because he gave him a shiny pair of bracelets when he caught up with him.

 

They are likely sheltered brittle folks because one of them has a Sesame Street Cookie Monster helmet.

 

No foul on the play, carry on.

 

He just doesn’t seem to understand lines.

 

But it's a ridgeline..... they must not be too bright to begin with.

 

And Canadian. They don’t even understand bacon.

 

Carry on, aye aye, sir!



Whoever is in charge of or responsible for that fuckery is a grade 8 douchebag.

 

Nailed it

 

My buddy has a ram king cab. Lifted looks good. Someone decided to park their Civic right next to his truck guy was still in his car he goes to pull out drives literally over the guys hood. He didn't see the guy pull in Long story short shit was funny AF

 

Sounds like your buddy needs to learn how to drive

 

So, ridgelines don’t come with backup cameras and full 360° sonar with bleeping alerts? Cause I could have sworn....

 

Whose to say the Suburban didn't park first and it's the other asshats who parked like that to make him look bad?

Agreed. Penalty on the parking lot.

Only Ridgelines.



Seriously, he was probably kicked out of Canada for not liking maple syrup.

 

Exiled, but only if doesn't like hockey as well.

 

Rumor has it, he doesn’t like Tim Horton’s. Comfirmed treason.