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Your off in a couple of different ways....but we still love ya.

 

would you like a side of triple bypass surgery with that?

 

I figured some would find it funny, and I figured some would think of all the fault that you're thinking of, which is exactly why I sent it.

 

ah, i see. either way, i wouldn't want it just because i'm guessing he'll have to deal with that exact question at least 200 times in his lifetime. after hearing "hey man sweet tat, are you a pharmacist?" for the millionth time he may slip into a murderous rage. next thing we know he'll be in prison with a cell mate nicknamed "rapey" and the first thing out of rapey's mouth will be "hey there good lookin, are you a pharmacist?"

 

I see what you did there.....Looking out for someone other than yourself. Welcome to heaven, Table for 1?

 

I've had my tattoo for a few years now, and I've lost track of the number of times I've gotten "Nice tatt, are you gonna color it in?"

I don't mind it though, i find it to be a nice conversation starter...plus at parties it's fun to let girls color it in with sharpies

 

that looks absolutely fucking disgusting. by any chance are you over 250 lb? this is probably why, if not then your one of those mofos who's got a metabolism of fucking champions!

 

Another train...

 

so you are one of those hi metabo mofos!! I hate you, if I eat that shit I would gain 5 pounds instantly!!

 

Pssssstttttt...it's the same one, They love to "f" with you.

 

i assure you if it looks like i was looking out for anyone it was purely accidental. everyone knows i'm the only person i care about

yeah, i have a celtic trinity with some latin and eveyrone asks me if i'm catholic (i am not). i just have alot of irish blood in me and i love the culture

cant come up with a response but once i do you better believe i'll type it in all caps with at least 15 exclamation points

there is no way i could eat that sober. although if i was high i could probably inhale it in 2 to 3 bites

yeah, but everyone just called him "hole"

 

Just testing out

 

Nice it worked.

 

What worked?
hee hee

 

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