Finish the story, already!

and to keep all of us at TW just wishing...

 

...that one day, a genie will grant us all of our wishes, which include:

 

and enough money to finish building our trucks to our liking.

and then some more women and beer.

 

A Ford truck's brake lines ruptured causing it to crash through the wall, and out stepped....

 

...Anna Kournikova, and said, "hey, where's TheMaster? I want you to...."

 

get jiggy with so I quickly took a high dose of calcium tablets for a stronger bone/s and instantly the ball started hitting her racquet rapidly when ........

 

andy roddick walked in with a video cam and starting filming...

 

the over flowing toilet in the guest bedroom when he tripped and .....

 

but alas who would have thought that....

 

hit him on the head again with the betamax may be he will fell better and continue......

 

filming the loud noises coming from .....

 

the Ford F150 trasmission since the day it rolled out of the dealership and use the ................

 

big red button marked "in case of emergency"

 

which is actually the self destruct button to end the misery of Ford owners who proudly buy them and...........

 

and then proceed to end up frame deep in the mud because they had to stop in the middle to fix their hair...

 

from the paparazzi trying to break the story about .....

 

And beat it they did when Celine Dion started singing my Taco will go on and on.......

 

.....then a crazy bunless hotdog ran out on stage waving his....

 

breakfast sausage screaming, look at me, look at me......