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New England B.S. Thread

Discussion in 'North East' started by mach1man001, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:39 AM
    vssman

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    Grasshopper, after you buy the car she picked out and starts to complain about it, you'll have the "I didn't pick this one" ready in your back pocket... Yes, I know that'll end any hope of intimate relations. As you get older, it's a win-win...
     
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  2. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:40 AM
    Cativelense

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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm over here in stitches right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  3. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:42 AM
    m603holden

    m603holden @Koditten Pirate Radio member #063

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    You know, when it comes to dealing with the Mrs i always lived by this thought.

    You can be right,
    Or you can be happy.
     
  4. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:42 AM
    Cativelense

    Cativelense Well-Known Member

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    Got a text, saying she's in love. WHO IS THE MOFO???!!!

    LOL

    Drove the Acadia and said she loves it.
     
  5. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:44 AM
    vssman

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    ehhh, I live by the attitude "I don't care what you do as long as you clean yourself up before you come home". Wifey doesn't like it when I blurt that out...
     
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  6. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:45 AM
    johnnym

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    Wheeling the full size chevy :rofl:


    1876E2CB-D6B2-4A02-8B4F-76EF4B470C2B.jpg
     
  7. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:46 AM
    Cativelense

    Cativelense Well-Known Member

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    HOLY SHIT PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You're on a roll here! I'm cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  8. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:47 AM
    vssman

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    Here's one more for you.

    Seeing how she's all gitty on the new car, text her this...

    hC36934F9.jpg

    :hattip:
     
  9. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:48 AM
    Cativelense

    Cativelense Well-Known Member

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    THAT'S IT, I"M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't stop laughing now. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  10. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:49 AM
    vssman

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    I have to get back to work now - enjoy the afternoon...
     
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  11. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:54 AM
    micwillia

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    Let's see some flex out of that thing :rofl:
     
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  12. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:55 AM
    Noelie84

    Noelie84 What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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    Contradiction in terms.
     
  13. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:16 AM
    eborgie

    eborgie No Yotas Here

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    Has she looked in to a durango, sounds like it would hit most of the points she is looking for.
     
  14. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:24 AM
    Noelie84

    Noelie84 What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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    Plus she could get it with bright red leather seats and a rumbly hemi! What soccer mom doesn't want those?
     
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  15. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:27 AM
    Cativelense

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    She looked into them, and said she didn't really like the way they looked.

    Beats me... you know... WOMANS!

    I think she's set on an Acadia, based on the text I just got.
     
  16. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:35 AM
    TOMB

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    NUNO
    What ever vehical she chooses she will have to get a new wardrobe to match the color or the car.
    Cant be mismatched.
    Ask me how i know.
    TOMB
     
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  17. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:35 AM
    Noelie84

    Noelie84 What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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    She should get a Volvo wagon.
     
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  18. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:36 AM
    Cativelense

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do tell!

    AH. No way Jose. Too small.
     
  19. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:37 AM
    tacobell007

    tacobell007 Western Mass Automotive Coatings

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    If it's the same one they put in the Buicks, then they had some pretty bad issues with them a couple yeara ago, not sure if they got solved or not
     
  20. Aug 16, 2018 at 10:39 AM
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    NUNO
    Remember this.
    You Can never make tbem happy.
    You can only make them happier.

    TOMB
     

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