New Tacoma Commercial Review

Let’s review:

- guys who like football buy them
- it can do donuts
- it can drive fast on a very flat, very smooth gravel road
- it call pull a 120 lb man
- it looks good in low-light
- it can carry many full-size mattresses
- it would make a very fine tree house
- it looks good on a stage
- it floats (maybe?)
- it has doors that open
- old ladies like it

Sold!

 

Wait wait wait wait wait - you have not been to TW recently, have you? Toyota did a Chuck Norris commercial ? I know I saw that somewhere.....

 

the line coming from the T emblem should be standard and if I ever meet the Legend that is Chuck Norris totally gonna ask him to sign my truck...just sayin

 

Haha - I missed that disclaimer.

 

damn you fine print...literally had to stare at it...

 

Guys help. I dont know how to make my TSS stop beeping and do this instead.

 

What about Chuck? No love?

 

Because people would ask ya know.

 

you forgot it plays chess

 

And if you leave the engine running and get out, it’ll take off like a wild mustang.

 

I'm not convinced that he signs the truck because he likes it, or because he's just generally a nice guy.

I mean, I'm sure he likes it now, since Toyota gave him 100 grand to do this commercial...

I'd like kale if you paid me that much to eat it.

 

Only after TSB 62-18 or OVtune

 

Not confirmed. Can be placed on a stage adjacent to chess board, however.

 

When the next gen Tacoma is introduced, Chuck will need a wheel chair lift on it.