1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Rip

 

A political scientist (by degree), which means she's a local government bureaucrat. She spends most of her day updating zoning code regulations and dealing with people who don't think they need a business license or building permits.

She literally had a "planning to plan" meeting once.

 

This cracked me up.

 

Medicine has already advanced - there are several highly advanced sensors.

The finger poke is just for fun...

 

duct tape should work equally well.

 

Sounds boring as hell, much rather play with rocks all day lol

 

Ok listen here you son of bitches, just because Jr needs a car for school and his budget is $3k doesn't mean I'm going to bend over and take in the ass and sell you my truck for $3k. Jr needs to learn what a dream deferred is and go get himself a $3k vehicle.

I'm starting to understand a lot more clearly why people trade vehicles in. I can't begrudge the dealer for needing to make a profit, but private used car buyers fuck em, they're nothing but assholes.

 

Uhm okey?? I take it no luck on selling truck then

 

I've only had few car sales that went smoothly, no dickering, no fuckery and no bullshit.

 

Just people offering up their Grand Am, $500, a broke PS2, and a case of Bud Light type shit

 

God I wish I played with rocks all day. I sit behind a computer staring at Excel sheets and ArcGIS maps most days.

It's actually quite "exciting" for her. Every day is some new crazy thing. She is on a first name basis with the building's security officer because he gets called there so much. She became more or less an expert on squirrel monkeys a while ago because a rescue org wanted to come in and shelter medical research animals. Neighbors got all pissed thinking they'd have mutant squirrel moneys running amok (they were behavioral studies). She's got a project on her desk now where this guy got caught building a 10,000sq ft underground bunker with a shooting range, and now he want's to legitimize it and then make it into a wine tasting/shooting range event center (what could go wrong?). She spent the better half of a day looking up what turned out to just be a swingers club because they wanted to have an events center and needed a business license.

 

I thought you were gunna wait till you came to cali to sell it?
Not thay the people here are any better

 

I take it back then, your job sounds boring and hers seems fun lol.

Btw next to my job is a shop that sells nothing but rock, im sure you will like that lol

 

Speaking of jobs, T-minus 6ish goes till extended weekend

 

I don't need any rock, but I do need some bark chips.

 

Oh there is usally alot of that here too. City dumps it all at the same place where the chop up trees and you can take it lol

 

Why he so dumb?? (Hairpin corner not for trucks, didn't make it, put the front end in the ditch and hung up the landing gear)

 

Yeah, most tree trimming services LOVE to dump a load of brush/chips off in your front yard for free. Otherwise they have to pay to have it dumped.

Although they are wet loads, so you end up with a smoking pile of smelly shit if you don't spread it quickly enough.

 

Yeah the city here has a spot where they all dump it at so there is normally mounds of chips, but idk how much is left, haven’t been by in awhile

 

Engine load? Other than hauling my farva ass everywhere