ASSHOLE PARKING

His room overlooks his parking spot so he has a perfect view of his handy work. Assume nannies were willfully ignored.

 

That's why I didn't place blame on any particular vehicle. It could have any combination of the three!

 

Can handicap drivers be asshole parkers too? On the right side of the handi spot it was wiiiide open, a full parking space worth of those blue diagonal lines. Looks like he just zoomed in crooked and left it. Full lot and, may be hard to tell, there isn't enough space in that spot to fit another car.

 

So the lot obviously wasn't packed but that's a piss poor excuse to be lazy.

 

This asshole parked in two spots in a busy bdubs parking lot. Heaven forbid someone park next to him. It's probably because his blinkers don't work. I almost parked right next to him but my wife said he'd probably ding my door being a douche getting in

 

E60 ...... now out by 2 body productions. Depending on what's leaking/what's wrong, that piece probably isn't worth more than $7-8k

 

If you have steps or sliders, he’s fucked. I came out to my truck one day and couldn’t for the life of me figure out how someone had gotten out of their car. There was 6” between their car door and my oval step. There was gray paint on the step and a chip on their door, so I know they made it.

Maybe they were, like, 90 pounds dripping wet.

Maybe they were a blob and just poured out.

Regardless, there is fun to be had with steps and sliders beyond their intended purposes.

 

Sliders best door ding protectors on the market

 

Full parking lot at Twin Peaks, and the Asshat driving the white Dodge has to take up two spots.

 

Nice snorkel there.

 

Three different versions of asshole parking all in one vehicle.

 

Isn't this on their (Red McComb's Toyota) dealership lot/property in San Antonio? It would seem they can park however they want to display a rolling advertisement for their business on their lot.

 

At the grocery store earlier, this is the overflow lot as the one in the background was pretty full. I mean if you know you can’t swing your big ass truck into the spot next to the curb, why even try? On a side note, I almost always park in that spot, but I back in lol

 

No, this was at the Austin Cars and Coffee out at the Circuit of the Americas track. They came back to where the Texas Toyota Coalition has its lineup, far in the back of the parking lot, set themselves up, and then left. We had trucks spilling way over, so the fact that they parked and left without so much as a howdy sat a little wrong with us.

However, I did get to witness a Jeporgy. A Jeep Orgy. Pretty sure it was all dudes.



And there were children present.

 

Well, in that case......... I suppose the posting was very accurate. I suppose they really wanted everyone to see their product/advertising.

 

Some butthole at Salt Fork state park...

 

That's about the butt ugliest thing I've seen in the past few years.

 

After trolling this thread for many month I finally get to contribute.

This was the only spot open in a crowded bowling alley lot. Small old school alley and it was league night.

 

This asshole lives below me and parks in the only handicapped spot thats close to the handiaccessible apartments. Fucking douche.