The Lair

Damn Randy... just damn

 

I was one of those E4s you hear talked about at financial training.

Wait, I was an E5 at the time

 

It's a chrysler product it had turd written on it since it was conceived.

 

We were talking about bears out at GR and i get home to this.

 

You're my nightmare as an E6

 

You better put black pepper out there

 

Thank you. I take pride in that.

 

No...noooo

 

I was fined for no backup alarm, not using wheel chocks, and not having a clean hivis vest. It had grease stains on it. Luckily I had a fire extinguisher in the cab.

 

It's probably a good thing you're not in our div then. Randy is one of our better e5's.

 

Coils look like they are off an A-1 Abrams!

Mike's probably wishing he had more red paint now too.

 

Well fuck, that's fantastic! How's that leg though?

 

Got an appointment tomorrow to figure out what the deal is going to be. MRI on friday should be good enough for them to excise whatever they have to.

 

This both scares and confuses me.

 

I’m actually a boss ass bitch.

 

I would mold you into the ALPO then and make you do all my work.

 

No no, no thank you. My senioritis is already getting bad since I only have 7 more months left. Already have TGPS and pre sep scheduled!

 

You dont really want a DD214... You want a shiny new 6 year contract. And more responsibility.

 

Please refer to my previous statement. “No no, no thank you.”