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Yea I was all brave the first time I saw it. I tried to get it from outta there with one of the old people grabber things. Pretended to be like one of those animal guys. Until it got disturbed and tried to kill me. At least that is the look I saw in it's eyes. I left it alone.

 

That was at 9:30 last night. Without any light you can't see your hand in front of you face it's so dark back there. Shit is crazy bright.

 

My wife and I met on a blind date. Only one I ever went on that worked out for a 2nd date.

There is no magic formula for finding the right person. It just happens when you least expect it.

 

Me my wife on Tinder, boom.

 

You bring hope to my situation then.

 

Gotcha! I think we can work something out then! I'll text you when I know whats going on this week

 

So do you recommend the inflatable pretzel or the emergency inflatable toast? I see you have both products listed at the bottom.

 

Inflatable pretzel FTMFW!

 

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For years we went through this thing. Took me lord knows how long to get everybody to edit their posts!!!

This will not be forgotten lol

 

I'm a big fan of all the inflatable products listed below.

 

Uh, Yeah! Yum!

 

There's always the inflatable banana also.

 

Probably the greatest easy+cheap:delicious ratio in the world

 

Yea, that was my I Hate Mondays, almost as much as I hate mornings, but Monday Mornings the most sarcasm rant.

And yes, it lived up to it's name. Keurig spewed a shitload of mess not once, but twice after cleaning it the first time. We cut our losses and took a coke instead of the to-go cup for the road.

Did I say how much I hate Monday mornings?!

Oh damn, I hope they feel better soon. It's no fun being the doctor. It's worse fun being sick.

 

My wife of 31 years (35 total together) was trying to hook me up with a mutual friend. I said nope to that and yes to my wife. Like you said, when it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

 

Met my wife on the internet, the old yahoo personals. Well before tinder.

Any chance of that deal today??

 

I met my wife at the base NCO club on a Friday the 13th. I had to buy her mom a drink before I could buy her one.

28 years later, 25 married, and we still consider Friday the 13th a lucky day.

 

HAHAHAHA I am sure knowing what she does now she would have never even attempted it. Would have walked the other way.

 

My son was born on Friday the 13th. We HAD to name him Jason.