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What's ur best Chuck Norris Joke?

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by SMBHooker, Aug 20, 2018.

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  1. Aug 20, 2018 at 7:52 PM
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    Trident904

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    Trident904 Touching Drum Sets

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    Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.

    This explains why there are no monsters, Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.
     
    Trident904, Aug 20, 2018
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  2. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:19 PM
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    Um, Chuck Norris grants warranty to Toyota...
     
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  3. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:22 PM
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    jacobrippey It’s always Taco Tuesday Instagram #rippstik

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    Chuck Norris found out that his daughter lost her virginity. He got it back for her.

    Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris can eat only one Lays potato chip.
     
    jacobrippey, Aug 20, 2018
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  4. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:22 PM
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    :rofl:
     
    tcjacado, Aug 20, 2018
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  5. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:27 PM
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    k5driver I hate bums

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    Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter



    Was told that one in basic, laughed, and then caught hell. Don't tell jokes at the chow hall in basic
     
    k5driver, Aug 20, 2018
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  6. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:29 PM
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    cruetes DYWAI

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    It is wildly known that JC was the stunt double for Chuck Norris during the crucifixition, because we all know nails can’t pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.
     
    cruetes, Aug 20, 2018
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  7. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:31 PM
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    upload_2018-8-20_20-31-17.jpg
     
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  8. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:34 PM
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    Thatbassguy Sweet or sour?

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    Chuck Norris can make a stick by rubbing two fires together
     
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  9. Aug 20, 2018 at 8:35 PM
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    Chuck Norris's gmail account is Gmail@chucknorris.com

    Rumor has it he put 285s on a stock Tacoma with no rubbing, at all

    When he left for college he told his dad that he was the man of the house now
     
    Wyckedan, Aug 20, 2018
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  10. Aug 20, 2018 at 9:45 PM
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    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
     
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  11. Aug 20, 2018 at 10:09 PM
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    Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

    Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

    In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
     
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  12. Aug 22, 2018 at 4:15 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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  13. Aug 22, 2018 at 4:31 AM
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    :laugh: I literally just ate some horse radish on my steak last night. It got the best of me as I tend to go a little overboard with it haha.
     
    PvilleJohn, Aug 22, 2018
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  14. Aug 22, 2018 at 4:39 AM
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    After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, they had to rename them The Islands.
     
    Notoneiota, Aug 22, 2018
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    Chuck Norris once pissed in a diesel truck tank
    Its now known as Optimus Prime
     
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    Chuck Norris ordered a whopper at McDonald’s. And got it.
     
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Tacoma, it came with disc brakes
     
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    Chuck Norris' 3rd Gen came with a 1GR-FE & an A750F filled to spec from the factory:D.
     
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    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
     
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  20. Oct 25, 2018 at 3:10 PM
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    They say a giant meteor killed the dinosaurs.

    That’s true, if you believe Chuck Norris is a giant meteor.
     
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