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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by PhoenixCadet, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. Sep 24, 2008 at 2:04 PM
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    TheMaster

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    some pervert in a turkey outfit looking for a place to.......
     
  2. Sep 24, 2008 at 2:25 PM
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    take a poop in comfort when all of the sudden...
     
  3. Sep 24, 2008 at 3:18 PM
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    Simon's Mom

    Simon's Mom Wag More Bark Less

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    needs a good swift kick in the .....
     
  4. Sep 24, 2008 at 3:22 PM
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    nuts but it was a female so I'd aim for the tits instead and run ......
     
  5. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:17 PM
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    PhoenixCadet

    PhoenixCadet [OP] Well-Known Member

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    ...but they were so big that my foot bounced back and I kicked myself in the face, causing an international catastrophe, which made every other country on earth start to...
     
  6. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:21 PM
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    buy all the bacon from Canada they could get their hands.......
     
  7. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:30 PM
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    ...to wrap lsoceoee in to successfully create the first large-scale bacon-wrapped hot dog, but lsoceoee got away and tried to...
     
  8. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:34 PM
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    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    ....on, but once they realized it was really just ham, the riots broke out...
     
  9. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:38 PM
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    substitute his chihuahua in his place since dogs love bacon and people like bacon bits with the hot dog, so it all made sense so he said WTF.......
     
  10. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:43 PM
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    ...I'm over this, and got in his Tacoma and drove to New York City to...
     
  11. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:51 PM
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    Look for a "piercedtiger" so he can borrow some ink off his tats to.......
     
  12. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:51 PM
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    find a large pizza box filled with..
     
  13. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:40 PM
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    ...money, so he could finally purchase that 18-wheeler he needs to haul around his collection of....
     
  14. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:45 PM
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    ...that were sticky because they were covered in motor oil from his...
     
  15. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:46 PM
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    bone stock save for the block lift that came on it with the open country m/t.
    especially the one's with the naked women from africa, with the stretched necks, they really turn tacomaman06 on.....
     
  16. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:49 PM
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    that for some reason he slept with. A wise man once said...
     
  17. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:52 PM
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    run fat boy, run........
     
  18. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:55 PM
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    ...cause the zombies are a commin' for ya. The fat boy grabbed a grenade launcher and started blowin' up some zombie ass, when all of a sudden....
     
  19. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:59 PM
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    a water skiing squirrel said, relax you fat piece of ............
     
  20. Sep 24, 2008 at 7:00 PM
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    ...and started snapping the zombies necks, one by one, untill *oh shit* Chuck Norris appeard, too, and said "Hey, Ted.....!"
     

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