Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Anybody going to Dallas soon?

 

Nvm he already left. I think there is a guy coming from Dallas to houston? And back to Dallas

 

Coming back from Dallas in a few hours....

 

It's to late now. We dont need you anymore

 

I wake up to dogs barking....just to have this thing creep up behind me. Startled the fuck out me of!!

 

Did he say "How's it going Wilbur" ??

 

I didnt hear it say anything. I was scared it was going to kick me.

 

Good thing you got a picture though or we would have had to consider it just another "...woke up in the gutter and saw this..." thing.

 

Lol stories are always better with a picture

 

Now on the menu, horse kolaches.

 

Horse doesn’t actually taste bad at all. Had it in Venezuela by mistake. Couldn’t tell the difference from beef. A little lean.

 

Buddy of mine didn’t tell me and got king shocks on his new Tacoma but homie still has the stock leaf pack... Damn shame

 

What’s wrong with that? The shocks are what give you the ride. They control the leafs in a way

 

3rd gen leafs are garbage

Flatter than the city of Houston

 

That’s all leafs with toyotas. Tundras have the same issue. It’s a known problem since 05 and Toyota just kinda says fuck it run it cause they’re still selling lol

 

That's what I would do if I could turn back time