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Justin bieber jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by SurfInferno, Jun 10, 2010.

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  1. Jun 10, 2010 at 12:04 PM
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    SurfInferno

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    SurfInferno [OP] Dont be stupid, its not smart.

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    So if anyone else is annoyed with this kid, and really hates his music being played on the radio and everywhere we go let us make fun of him! :laugh:

    I'll start

    i had a voice like justin bieber......then i turned 4

    What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They're both waiting for balls to drop!


    Justin Bieber used to be a Dog trainer. All he had to do was sing and any dog within a 34 mile radius would come flying.

    *screams of bloody murder*
    Girl #1: OMG what was that!!!???
    Girl #2: somebody must have seen a picture of justin bieber.

    Agent: The victim was stabbed twice with a broken Justin Bieber CD.
    Detective: Well, I guess that means that there is ONE LESS LONELY GIRL!

    :rofl:
     
    SurfInferno, Jun 10, 2010
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  2. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:27 PM
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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    i cant stand the little twit. even my 12 year old sister hates the kid. thats pretty sad!
     
    mntbiker2008, Jun 10, 2010
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  3. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:29 PM
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    Here's the best I could come up with:

    Justin Bieber is gay.
     
    steve o 77, Jun 10, 2010
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  4. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:30 PM
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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    :laugh:
     
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  5. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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    Take bieber and give us back BIGGIE.
     
    doodle_cakes, Jun 10, 2010
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  6. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:36 PM
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    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Justin Bieber

    That's it, end of joke.


    Every time I see him though, all I can think is that the kid looks like he has a tornado for a hair-stylist.
    [​IMG]
     
    AeroCooper, Jun 10, 2010
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  7. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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    SurfInferno [OP] Dont be stupid, its not smart.

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    ok ok we should stop making fun of Her before we hurt her feelings! :p
     
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  8. Jun 10, 2010 at 2:45 PM
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    Best joke is on us..

    Justin makes more money than any of us. He can't drive yet.
     
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    Puberty??
     
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    Mmm hmm.
     
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    that pisses me off even more.. that sumabitch... :mad: his balls havent even dropped yet! WTF!
     
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  14. Jun 10, 2010 at 7:27 PM
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    His music is bearable... The reason I say that is cause I had to like it for my ex. ha
     
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    Christ, i hope she was of legal age.

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    Lentsnh is 16... I think.
     
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    A bunch of little pansies that look like that, running around here in CA, they also like to wear jeans that are 2x's too small.
    Wouldn't allow my son to have a hair dew like that, would make him shave it off.

    [​IMG]
     
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