AZ BS Thread 4²0

Same here. Although I did get 5 hours of sleep today which was nice. I'm about 2 weeks away from day shift and a new place of employment.

Maybe a week depending on how the interview goes Monday.

So just had to sign the new drug policy and employee work book.
Basically you're allowed more cocaine in your system than weed. But they will drug test and fire.
Next point is the require 2 week notice if you're quitting. But dont give you 2 week notice or severance if you're fired.
So in conclusion just get high and come to work so you dont have to turn in notice if you're never coming back.

 

Let's say I have "somewhat" of an idea of what that looked like a few years ago and leave it at that.

 

you were never suppose to bring that up again

 

Well if nobody we know has seen the vids then it never happened... except in the recesses of my deepest darkest cum soaked fantasies.

 

So it's on the first page then.

 

Just got home from slinging bacon and picking up bumpers . Been up 24 hours straight . In 24 hours I have consumed 10 to 12 cups of coffee, 2 monsters, and 1 red bull. Who the fuck says cocaine isn't safe is full of shit because all that crap can't be good for me . Maybe I should try meth. Keeps me up and I'll shed a few pounds.

 

Oh the video is still floating around. Whits seen it. She said it was hot and she would pay

 

There is a video on here somewhere. I wont tell where tho.

 

Stick to coke. Meth you will shed pounds but also lose a few teeth. Cant be giving those up yet. Plus everyone likes the guy that shows up to party with coke. No one likes the dude that shows up with meth

 

I can put it wherever you want it big boy...

 

Stay away from the meth, the shodow figures are only entertaining the first time or two. Atleast with coke you can drink a pint of whiskey and go to sleep after two or three days. Lol

 

Shit, our best camera woman gets the show for free!!

 

I am so fucking tired right now that I would let you. Mr World Wide . By the way how is skunky the dog doing.

 

True story bro... true story

 

Chomps is doing fine bro. Thanks for asking. He's back to his normal funk, just his select brand of b.o.

 

Soooooooo... I know I'm about to get flamed for this but anybody else smoke pipes? Lol. I was smoking through cigars way too fast and it was getting pretty spendy... plus the wife incessantly bitches about the smell of them, so I decided to try a pipe. I enjoy it... a bit too much. I used to smoke cigars anywhere from 2-3 times a week to maybe once a month depending on circumstances and/or stress levels. I smoke several bowls of pipe tobacco per day. Seems like a step in the wrong direction. Anyhow, I started on captain black regular, which is good. I like to smoke it in my cob pipe. But I tried cult blood red moon and I love smoking it after work in my church warden. It's a very tasty and relaxing bowl to wind down from the day. If there's any other pipe smokers in here, im wondering about your favourite blends. Maybe something similar to blood red moon without the pricetag?

 

Why would you get flamed for being a pipe smoker? I dont judge

 

So true. Speaking of...... want to go camping soon?

 

Fuck yes I do! But it's hunting season, there may be stipulations on the camping trip, like setting trail cameras or shooting animals. Deal?

 

I knew I could count on you!