Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

https://youtu.be/qt0bOM7hqYY

 

Love the Tacos new look. Can’t wait to get a new front bumper

 

9-11-01. Never forget!

Y’all remember where you were when it all started???


I was asleep (Pacific time) when my roommate’s girlfriend came in our apartment and literally started yelling about it. I just wanted her to shut the hell up!

The world changed forever that day!

 

I was having sex with this chick I was as dating, think it was turning or noon?

 

Why would I expect a different response from you?

 

I remember it like it was yesterday. Even though I have trouble trying to remember yesterday now....

 

kids right now who were born after 9/11 are walking into recruiter's offices and signing up to fight in afghanistan

anyway, y'all wanna hear a terrible joke

 

I was asleep when the first plane hit - my sister called to tell me happy birthday, and then asked if I had seen the news. I was off work that day, and spent the rest of the day sitting on the edge of the bed watching it all unfold. I will never forget that day!

 

I was in homeroom (7th grade) a teacher ran in crying and they changed our TV's so to the news.. didn't really understand what was happening, but all the adults were crying..

 

7th grade?

 

I know right, you're old!

 

Im not old. Your parents just started late

 

I was headed to IAH to catch a flight. Still have the unused ticket. I had to get to Vicksburg and it sure seemed strange not seeing any aircraft moving across the sky.

As I was driving past Barksdale AFB, while the radio announcers were asking "Where's the President?" Air Force 1 flew over I-20 as they were leaving Bossier City. 2 F-18's we're flanking Air Force 1 and at least two more we're were flying high cover. Awesome sight.

 

Tire is flat again

 

Get a new tire.

 

Not time yet

 

You need to quit filling it with defective air.

 

Well I figure if its flat. Itll help with the taco lean.