Oregon and Washington Truck Spotting

Wait the tiger guy is rich? He lives in the slums of Wallingford and parks on the street!

 

How could it not?

 

I don't get this response. Is the guy going to make up for a small penis by fucking people with the truck as if it's a giant dildo?

When you see a done-up woman walking down the street is your immediate response "wow, look at that overpriced handbag she's carrying, she must be making up for having a cavernous vagina"?

 

Cavernous Vagina happens to be the name of my Hole cover band.

 

Yes.

 

The bumper sticker that would be appropriate for this vehicle: "Hey! Nice truck, sorry about your dick"

 

I don’t get it. Did he have to trade in his dick for the truck? Or maybe a cavernous vagina ate it?

 

Yes.

 

compensating

 

Spotted a Inferno DCSB with gunmetal SCS Ray10's in south Everett. You were flipping a bitch and I was the bicyclist coming at you down the sidewalk.

Truck looked awesome with those wheels!

 

Not exactly a Taco, but spotted this ancestor at Coffee N Cars today -


Thing was epic!

 

I've seen that on 405 a few times.

That thing probably gets like 7mpg towing that thing.

 

Spotted today on I-5 N, North of Seattle. Badass rig.

 

@danneskjold

 

Oh hey, look who it is enjoying I5 traffic.

 

A true seattle businessman, prepared for that 6hr or 20mi commute home in the grueling traffic. He scoffs at those Prius drivers, while bbqing steaks and having micro-root beers every hour inching closer to home. Using his Marlin triple transfer case set up, he can relax at the front and not even move his chair. Until his steaks are well done.

Look at what I can do l, hands free Marlin. All you have is a rock to climb with a driverless rig. Ha Rubicon is for amatures!

 

All jokes aside, I remember using 2 low in Seattle traffic years ago just to avoid clutch in and out constant situations to and from work everyday. haha first time in my life I understood why the masses bought automatics..

 

Seattle, Portland, Eugene, San Francisco ect. I believe it and have used that as well.

 

Shoreline this morning.

 

I hope I never have to work in Seattle lol. If everything works out, I'll work in the Renton area (3 major healthcare IT centers) for the rest of my career. I think only Amazon could lure me in, but that would only be long enough to have that on my resume.