Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

New book?

“Where to pick up women when you drive a minivan”

 

Down in your home neck o de woods. Seeing how well dentaway can pop a mall rash bump out.

 

That's easy. I'll just pull up to the hop. And they will all jump in

 

The mini van has some hail damage. Or crazy ex gf damage ....

 

"research"

 

That's part of it.

 

That's who we use at work for PDR and they do a good job.

 

That ain't no lie. I went there once and it was kind of a sad/desperate air about the place.

 

You’d recommended them to me a while back. Took me a while to take the time. They are still working on it but already better than I thought. So all is good and thx to you again

 

What are their hourly rates?

 

I never been inside. My buddy said he walked in cause he heard stories. He said just walking from the door to the bar. He got his ass grabbed like 4 times.
Might have to go find me a sugar mamma!

 

Chuck E Cheeses is full of single moms. Roll up in a minivan and you got yourself insta-fam.

 

Horryyyy shit. The amount of studying it takes to get my CWI is insane.

 

I went to Alvin to pick something up from my aunt shop. The taco place next door was open! I went in and ordered tacos. Ended up talking to this chick about classic cars and truck, racing, shops for like 30 mins. Pretty cool chick.

 

You were right by my house. I left for work at 0430

 

No. Muscle car chicks dont want to hear about mini Van's.

 

Oh? I thought you were further down by san jac?

 

She was cute I guess.

 

That's why I need the mini van!