DFW BS Thread : ********NEW MEET!! CHECK POST #1*******

Hey, @Beef Nachos

 

Y'alls meetups are hard to make because they're right in the middle of my sleep cycle but I will do my best to show up

 

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You’re the one living an alternative lifestyle.

 

Lol not totally by choice. I did ask to be put on days....we see how well that worked

 

When did things I organize become a requirement to participate in?

Also besides the December Hidden Falls trip, what else am I organizing? Can't really consider Fall Run since I am technically not organizing it... I am just trying to get people to show up to it along with getting some baller prizes to go into the raffle.

All events I host are pants free zones.

However... see above...

However... I once again. Have no idea what is going on in here and I am pretty sure @Beef Nachos threw some shade at me.

 

You've posted some off roading events.

Ergo, you're the de facto organizer.

Don't argue with the logic.

 

Fine, I will accept the logic, even if it somewhat flawed.

 

@hoarder23 @Steawy27
Like these?

 

Kinda but different.

We're much more attractive.

 

So i walked into work today thinking they had some offroading on TV.... turns out it was that stupid flex glue commercial...
Also in the behind the scenes you can clearly see that the frame was welded... Im not sure what he is trying to say his glue can do...
https://youtu.be/KKINy6z4ay8?t=13

 

Needs to be American flag or Texas flag pattern

 

There’s a requirement for a Tx or American flag banana hammock, he clearly doesn’t meet the requirements.

 

So something like these:

 

Anyone know who this is parked here at my office today?

 

Somehow our IT Helpdesk number got onto a credit card interest rate spam call.... in the past hour we have gotten 30+ calls and they change the number every time so we can't block the number...

We have been cursed at, we have fucked with them giving them fake numbers to waste their time, forwarded their calls to our version of telemarketer hell, and I am about to start playing Baby Shark through my headset when they call.

 

Same dude I spotted a week ago. Dude has rotopax for days.