Austin Area TW Chapter (all gens welcome, even T4Rs; heck, just make it a Toyota and we're good)

Man glad you made it back safe..I’ve got a confession yesterday after work went an returned note 9 sold the 10 an got the max. The screen on it is worth the upgrade the speakers are better to.

 

I hope it does too, but I think Christa and I are gonna sleep in and drink coffee out on the deck instead of CnC. The rain don't bother me, but being cattle herded in tight quarters does.

 

Some days you're the cowboy, some days you're the cattle.

 

MOooooo

 

We didn't want y'all there anyway...





Just kidding of course... y'alls company is always enjoyed

 

Funny story, (at least to me). I get to the customer site yesterday morning, driving my rented KIA Soul, (which I actually selected from amongst the other garbage options, and didn't mind). I'm looking to park, and coming towards me is this jacked up Chebby, who evidently isn't understanding that there is space to pass each other in the lot, if he'd actually move the hell over. I curse, not so under my breath, I park and go into the building, and the other driver does the same. We're signing in for temp badges, and it turns out that this guy is on my team, and I've known him for over 2 years! We had a good laugh, and he told me how he had just gotten the truck, put the 8" lift and 37s on it, and I told him that he about ran my ass over.

Flash forward to later in the morning, and we start talking new iPhones. He bought the XS MAX, and like me, hadn't unboxed it yet, because he was waiting for a case. I mentioned that he has a new jacked up monster truck, and just bought the biggest iPhone made; was his wife okay with his obviously small penis?!? He said she was, my wife always professes to be okay with my lil' nubbin, so why shouldn't I have a XS MAX? 'merica!



Bills/Vikings - What can I say? It's never a real Viking's season until something happens that is:

• Bad
• Rare, or has never happened before

As far as the first, if you saw any of the first quarter, case closed. Add to that the situation with Everson Griffen being examined for whackadoodle behavior, and I think we can move on to the second. The biggest upset against the spread in what? 30 years? A tie for the fewest rushes in a game, evah? All I can hope for tonight, against the Rams, is for the game to be either good, or over early, so I can get some sleep.

One more note on the NFL, from Tuesday's Statesman:



Is the league trying to drum up business in Egypt now?

 

Well done, sir.

 

No..no...you don't. He wasn't grain fed.

 

you tell him he parks like shit too?

 

grain alcohol possibly...

 

The tool across the street needs to mow, so all of his amber waves of Dallisgrass doesn't seed my yard with that sh*t. The dude should have probably bought a place with a smaller yard, or hired one of the 7,362 landscaping companies here to mow for him.

 

That was mentioned to him, but not by me. I think he's just getting used to driving something with height, you prolly don't understand.

 

Exactly. not exactly hard to get it done 'round these parts. Luckily my neighbors yards up front that I share with are pretty spot on for weeds and maintenance.

 

I usta has a big 'ol F-1shitty... I go back and forth... Trans am to Lifted Ford to the vette to a Silverado, and now the Taco and Runner... Someday I may rejoin the Monster Truck 'Small Pen 15' club though

 

Hello

 

And we'll welcome you back with open arms, and perhaps small chubs...

 

Are you sad I was kidding?

 

A special bird poop cupcake is being made specifically for you.