Finish the story, already!

am thinking of going where no woman has gone before and I need your understading and support to...................

 

help me in the Beyond section of bed bath and beyond.

 

Cut it out. Stop the bull sh!t and tell me whats really in your mind honey, Derek demanded when she reluctantly ........

 

told him all of her problems causing derek to suddenly...

 

scream, "CHICKEN WINGS". There is no problem in this world that some beer and hot wings wont.................

 

solve. Well that & some hot, wet.....

 

bed sheets, now that can be complicated so dont be a bloody pig but before we go there I want you to tell me, and tell me the truth by god, do you think I am ......

 

...sneak into the local strip club to get one of the dancers to...

 

show me how to work the pole so I can work it for you, now that would make you......

 

very horny so that you will ......

 

...eat some tacos while watching your favorite GGW episode. You went to the local "adult store", and while there, you met...

 

suze orman who said....

 

I like vests and jackets but never forget derek....

 

got mad at you for messing up his name (tacomaman06). He proceeded to tear you a new arsehole, when outside, a large explosion happend...

 

...bassboat was doin' his business. He opened the door just in time to see a huge...

 

The Carolina Alliance were having their Annual General Meeting in which half the red necks were telling the other half to shut up when they ran out of................

 

...and one of them said, "how will we raise money to go to the dentist?". Another said, "Hey, let's..."

 

...just as Larry the Cable Guy walked up and started to....

 

this is getting ugly and disgusting, it is best that we .................

 

this long drawn out story in an attempt to save....