Sold the Tacoma, bought a space ship

Wanna Drag for pinks??

 

Damn, so jealous. Make sure you check for any TSBs out there.

 

Did you take care of all the recalls on it?

 

How to you change a flat on that thing?

 

But is there a TSB for the warp drive?

 

It chirps and sounds like crickets.

 

Make sure to change out that shitty secondary air filter as your first mod. Game changer.

 

Manufacturer couldn't even decided what color to make it. That fading should covered under warranty as well.

 

You'll need this...
https://haynes.com/en-gb/millennium-falcon-manual

 

Make sure you get the TSB for the stumble condition when taking off from stop into warp drive done. Whatever you do, do not take it to cloud city for service.

 

What about OffSpace bumpers? I am sure you will definitely need a Warn winch to pull you out of the asteroid.

 

I'll just wait for next gen. I hear it has a diesel option.

 

The thing that sucks buying it new is that as soon as you drive it off the lot, it immediately switches model name to 885 Falcon.

 

Bet the meteorites cause damage to the OEM windshield.

 

I had the last gen (Centurion Falcon) and it was even way better than this POS Tacoma.

 

MILLENNIUM FALCON is a space TRUCK!!!

The Millennium Falcon is a modified YT-1300 Corellian light freighter. Designed by the Corellian Engineering Corporation (CEC), the highly modified YT-1300 is durable, modular, and is stated as being the second-fastest vessel.
The YT-1300 Corellian light freighter, manufactured by the Corellian Engineering Corporation, were essentially giant "forklift" designed to tug around giant container ships. As one of the most successful designs in the history, the appeal of the vessel is not its basic equipment, but its modular ability to take an extraordinary amount of modifications and alterations. Its popularity amongst freighter captains throughout the galaxy guaranteed commercial operation in the galaxy during the final days of the Galactic Republic and the reign of the Galactic Empire. The Millennium Falcon, a smuggling vessel that becomes part of the Rebel Alliance fleet, is heavily modified a YT-1300 of the YT-1300F variety.

After all I'll keep the shitty taco than the space ship...
https://youtu.be/-vkNSp74VIE

 

Serious question southpaw what kind of MPG do you get with the Falcon??

 

Meh. I can stuff that little tin can in my cargo bay

 

Does your Tacoma have a dorsal and ventral cannons? Didn’t think so.