Great White Taco build

Im checking daily

 

Should be checking your tinder daily too

 

Tinder and Bumble have filler people to get numbers. I swiped right on 98% of people, and never had a match. Some of them weren't even in my distance range.

Wish this one was real

 

I think I misread that one...















...for a second there I thought it said bleach

 

Probably is real. Girls do like it

 

Wait that's my sister!!!




Kidding

 

About the waiting ? Or that it's your sister ?

 

Not the ones ive been with

 

the ones I have, were open to it. It was good while it lasted

 

My ex and i tried it once. She said never again.

 

Colorado is a long time away for David.

He needs to get laid meet someone soon.

 

9 more years

 

oh crap be carful

 

Haha!!! Well that's one way to do it.
9 years? Maybe u should broden your search to North Carolina?

 

You gotta be in and out like a burglar.

 

Where are these girls at and why can't you rekindle?

 

@GeneralGadsen wants me to go to NC.. but I am done with east coast. Also my company isnt in NC. I could go to Denver and still stick with same company

haha my ex went black.. shes not coming back. I know where she works, so I could go surprise her at work. It didnt work out, because her goals were not as high as mine. She just wanted to be a waitress and become a local at the bars. And she didnt have a job or a car. So I had to pick her up and pay for everything. She would get great ideas, like "lets go to the beach for a week". That was really fun for my wallet.

 

Well maybe you can FWB her. Never know if you dont try.

 

I sabotaged her one time at work. Was kinda funny, but we talked. It wasnt awkward at all. Probably because so much time had passed.

Maybe she is ready to move on now.. back to me.

Come up here, and we can sabotage her together. She works at a hookah bar in Herndon. Pretty sure @TacoCat wont join me

 

The last thing you want is a wingman for getting back with your ex.