Colorado B.S. Thread

^^^^^^^ Nice!

That's why I've always been a fan of hand impact drivers.

 

He’s never wrong. Just ask him.

 

Barbour fork was nice, gonna hit Ute Creek and South Spring gulch before heading back to town

 

wish I could of gone....

 

Never going to my local tires plus again..... got into an argument how my lug nuts don’t work on my steelies.....

My steelies are stock spares, and my lug nuts are stock.... I asked how in the hell can I use my stock spare under the 4runner with the stock lug nuts?

 

They couldn't see the acorn part at the bottom of the shank style lug nut?

 

I tried to explain that....and I tried to explain I have new lug nuts coming......

So the 4runner will have new tires in the cargo area, and I’ll swap them tomorrow

 

lol what a bunch of cocks

 

Another day, another trail

 

And they didn’t do the alignment..........

Getting mount and balance free......

Apparently they explained to me that they didn’t do the lugnuts since they stick way out and didn’t think it threaded on enough and came close to the wheel....

 

uh, ok? Weak excuse lol

 

Got the tires on the Sequoia rotated at discount tire and told them I wanted 40psi in the front and 55psi in the rear for towing the trailer. They got done and I checked them. 37.5 all the way around. Told the guy and he goes oh, I thought that was a typo

 

Joe Rogan: "Derrick why'd you take your pants off?"
Derrick Lewis:" "My balls was hot"

 

Beat me to it.

 

I ran over a box of nails on I10 in Houston and got 3 flat tires. There was a discount 1/4mi down the road so I went in and the dude asked how they could help. I told him I had 3 tires that needed to be patched and he was like "Sir, usually you only have one flat at a time...you are probably confused. Let me go take a look."

After going out to the parking lot he came back and said "yeahhhhh, soooooo, you do have 3 flats.... Sorry about that. We can take care of it"

 

How silly of you thinking you have three flats haha This is the new world we live in.
I went to the grocery store the other night. Clerk behind the counter was texting when I walked up. Never said hello to me just rung me up, once he was done and before I walked away he was back on his phone.

 

Been there done that. I always ask for my Toyo's at a specific PSI, 32/28, per Toyo recommendation and they always over inflate. I typically air down in their parking lot to correct PSI. Good times.

 

I’m just glad the last alignment I had on the Tacoma they actually listened to my caster instructions.

Goal for today is to get the 4runner and go ahead and install the new tires / rims before it rains

 

That seems low? When I had the Tacoma I usually ran 35 all the way around to get max mpg out of the truck. Not like it mattered with 33's. What is everybody else running?