Colorado B.S. Thread

I lived in Avalon for like 5 years. Right by timber creek HS, but grew up in the country by Geneva.

Damn Floridians......

 

About 5 years ago when I lived in Golden there was an icy icy day and on 58 coming down by coors everyone who hit their brakes instead of just gearing down went into the guard rail.....

I was behind a truck with Hawaii plates, so I knew I was in for a show

 

Dude leaving my work has a twin of yours. Unless it's you

 

Is he cute, with medium length brown hair and boobs? The 4Runner is my wife’s.

 

Topo Tundy

 

Since getting my driver permit in 1972 I have seen a lot of shit shows. Most from DUMB ASS OUT OF STATE TRANSPLANTS! They keep coming and we keep saying WTF. Best was a person with a Mister T starter set around his neck and tires bald as a baby's ass.

 

Actually with blacked out tinted windows I only assumed a dude ha


In other news.. First snow storm and I-70 is closed. That didn't take long

 

She works by Porter hospital

 

My superpower must be invisibility. Took a sick day and nobody even noticed that I did not show up for work

 

I think the Denver public library has one that is free to use

 

Just wait until you get back and they took your stapler.



And move your desk to the basement

 

I won't care as long as they don't "fix the glitch"

 

Well...

 

I joke, getting let go would be a mercy.

 

I've been shopping for new opportunities but nothing has stuck yet

 

Small world, that's where I went to high school.

 

Shiiiiieeet. Y'all probably Eskimo brothers

 

Drew Brees passed Peyton Manning.

 

I'd not work forever in a basement without a stapler if a direct deposit hit every month