1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Just bought some lotto tickets, felt like an idiot haha. No idea what I was doing.

 

you didn't buy a lotto ticket, pack of cigs, and a nudie mag when you turned 18???????

 

Utah doesn’t lotto

 

damn, I should have known that but alas i did not.


I grew up 20 miles from the Utah border so I learned a lot about y'all's relationship with caffeine/alcohol/nudity/etc lmao

 

Still can't believe the electronic flow meters on all the bottles at the bar and the fact that they scan ever single bottle/can at the state liquor stores.

 

That said none of that is enough to keep me from moving there eventually

 

Utah is strange, very strange. It's the kind of strange that makes you wonder if your the only one who's crazy or not. I think given enough time in Utah my mind could actually break from social encounters. That said the state is beautiful and I love exploring it. But the people haunt me like ghosts.

 

utah is inhabited by the same animatronic beasts that work as employees at chic fil a

 

When the CHP does a sweep of your neighborhood for unregistered cars, you have to take drastic measures.

Had a few cars get towed away last week. I’m lucky they missed my Civic.

 

lol #justCommieforniaThings

 

They're just off. Like someone was making hyper realistic robots and personality was just a bit too complicated for them to nail down so they're all really subdued but maybe just maybe when your not looking they'll choke you out. I dunno, I tried my hardest to just be friendly and polite and make conversation and it's like every little thing was pushing them closer to the choke out point. I'll chalk it up to conincidence for now, but there's something fishy going on down at the circle K if you know what I mean.

 

I didn't realize the CHP was taking lessons from the Gestapo and SS

 

I was talking to my neighbor, and I saw a tow truck driving down the street and I hopped into action.

Luckily they weren’t there for me.

 

Yeah, definitely. It's a little taboo to talk about but the Mormon religion is deeply rooted in the state's culture and politics and they are polite but also on a different wavelength

 

Oh it’s bad. My neighbor a few blocks away had their Infiniti they used as a parking spot saver impounded, and it was $250 to get it out.

 

when are u LS swapping that Civic?

 

Tags out of date, or can’t leave a car on the street over a certain number of hours?

 

Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.

 

Tags expired.

The second one is true too, they’ll put chalk marks on your tires if they notice your car hasn’t moved in a while and they will impound it after 48 hours if it isn’t moved.

I’m not even allowed to have the trailer parked there. Trailers, boats, and RV’s are banned by my HOA.

 

Bet