The Lair

What's creepy is, our first house was a half a block from the Hebrew National Cemetery which was directly between us and the Esskay Hot Dog plant where they processed the hogs. On certain nights you could hear them slaughtering them and their squeals of terror. Now that's some freaky shit there.

On another note, when I was younger we used to play football in the open section of the same cemetery. That is until the cops caught us and took me home. Naturally, being the 70's my mom was so embarrassed, she chased me around the cop car with a belt and ultimately I got my ass whipped, while the cop watched, and laughed.

Times were so much better back then

 

Just got the email that said my mid-skid is done... I'm hovering over the purchase button for a swingout right now...

 

I double dog dare ya!

 

You won’t. No balls.

 

Actually I need a mil coupon code from Joseph first.

 

I bet if you just put in the order notes “hey bitch it’s mike (comatose) gimme dat 10% military refund” he’ll give you the money back and no need to wait for a code.

 

Hes going to invoice me a +10% bill for that.

 

FTFY

 

I cant wait for your build thread, Rob...

 

Do it! No regertz!

 

And I'm not making a build thread, it will be a mod thread. Build threads are for real bad asses like you.

 

All the same

 

And there will be no BS. And absolutely SFW. No cussing. And every other Saturday will be baking and sewing conversations. I'm inviting Martha Stewart.

 

What Jaime said! That is definitely the voice of reason!

 

Reported

 

What? Martha said she already contacted you and you told her you were gonna be all over some of your own sugar cookie recipes for the holidays. I was looking forward to that, especially those wreath and tree shaped ones. Those are my fav!

 

If you say so, but mine are going to taste a little store-bought

 

I'm debating whether or not I want a single can welded like yours or a dual can so I can add a water jug in there.

 

Phhht, triple! Lead or follow, the choice is obvious.