Who here can find the biggest freakin ants

I’ll pay cash money for a colony of massive ants. Or a queen.

 

With frickin’ laser beams on their heads!

 

Laser beemz are not required. Instead of cash money I could also dispatch a stun gun care package.

 

But seriously I need some big ass ants. I heard in some states y’all muffagas got some giant ants.

 

Bulldog or Bullet Ants

 

Which ones are bigger

 

This is the biggest I have..

I have 10 of them hidden in bunkers in various parts of the world. For the right price, I’ll offer you their.. services.

 

First of all, I’m trying to be serious.

Second, why does that guy have a SPEAR? Really?

If those were real, the shipping would be insane. But I would be interested nonetheless

 

Sometimes I have ants in my pants.

 

The tongue action is for real

 

Also, like, what do you say when they ask if you’re shipping something “hazardous”? Its a grey area.

 

They don’t ship. They travel in their own ships that allow them to both travel at incredible rates of speed, but also to travel time itself.

 

instANT arrival

 

Suck on that Amazon.

 

Cash money? No Bitcoin?

 

Come to my back yard or go to South America.

 

No way Jose. Send me what you got in your backyard.

 

18 posts in and nobody has asked why....

Why?

I think the biggest we have here are carpenter ants. I see a velvet ant about once a year but they’re technically wasps.

 

I’m making a Las Vegas but for ants.

 

That’s a build thread I’ll sub to.