Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

In the racecar world there's a saying something like "Cheap and fast isn't reliable, cheap and reliable isn't fast, fast and reliable isn't cheap". Very true in the 4WD world too.

 

I went to this Ford lightning performance shop. They had 3 tunes you can choose from
Cheap and fast

 

I had a rough country lift on my Jeep Wrangler in 2003. Worst thing ever! Rough is an understatement. May not be apples to apples but I would never buy again.

 

The Peruvian donut bitch high five minus four?

 

I run from rough country exclusively

 

There are no bumps or rocks for you,,, as the crow flys anyway.....

 

Had em on the rear shocks of my 99. They were fine and much cheaper than rear 5100s would have been.

 

So how's the jury going? Who killed who?

 

When you do my cmc chop I may need you to cut some holes in my rear bumper and weld on shackle mounts. Any recommendations as to where to buy the mount and shackles or do you make the mounts?

 

No idea. Drive down, sit around and wait for an hour, get released, drive back. Your tax dollars at work.....

 

Dick

 

Do you wanna help mod my rear bumper?

 

It's fun when you get selected. I got to be a the foreman and our defendant was guilty AF of evading the police in a vehicle lol they showed us the dash cam. The pay could have been better but I was unemployed at the time so I couldn't complain. Lol

 

Sounds stupid. I've never been, I just check the little box on the back that says I have a child and no one to watch.

 

You are a child with no one to watch you

 

To be fair, I'd say this about 99% of the people in here

 

I just threw it away last time I got a summons. The few times before that I went and it was a complete waste of my time.

 

Why do you think I am the way I am

 

Check out how thick these tires are

 

hotdamn