San Antonio

I live to serve.

 

Guinea Hens are a much better alternative.

 

Always something good

 

Sounds like birds are absolutely the answer

 

Depending on the neighborhood HOA may frown upon that lol

 

This just in:

HOA's are stupid.

 

You sir are correct

 

For reference, my neighbors grass is about 18' (THAT'S FEET) tall.

But I get a phone call when I'm 30 seconds late on my dues.

 

The scorpions are ALMOST as annoying as the HOA...

 

True

 

Verily, I will take a scorpion over any HOA.

 

They sent us a letter one time while we were redoing our backyard, there was a 3k pound bag of topsoil in our driveway on a pallet and they sent us a letter saying it couldn't be there. Oh ya no problem we'll just push it somewhere else...

HOA is people with nothing better to do so they just inconvenience people

 

Lol i live in the boonies, forgot about HOAs.. may be a deal breaker

 

And somewhere in that same neighborhood there's a home with 17 inoperative vehicles leaking oil on 3 different lawns.

But it's cool, they paid their yearly dues in advance so whatever.

 

Exactly.

 

Well lucky you

 

Ha i guess thats one perk of living an hour away from civilization

 

Rub it in...