Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Quality of life is great, bit more expensive but worth it. Almost have the bride convinced to retire there near my family. Reckon a couple more family vacations down should do it.

 

If they buy our product, I’ll only get to visit a few times.

I’m sure the whole office will be stabbing each other in the back, to be part of that site survey and delivery.

 

We're all victims of the freshwater clam.

#thevagdidmein

 

We’re testing YOU first.

 

“All the youngsters are coked up” LOL. It’s pretty interesting how the older folk won’t take responsibility for their part, it’s taken personally and the blame is shifted. I’m nowhere near 18-25, but somehow the seniors are under the impression that people are saying all the driving faults are on them. That was never said.

 

And all the old farts are high on viagra and Lipitor.

We’re all going to die.

 

You’re 12?

 

Not me, steel bumpers front and rear.

 

I just go faster to stay out of the way.

 

Why not just get a Stryker?

 

I can’t adford the JP-8.

 

Parallel parking is a cast-iron BITCH is those things...and then you still have to feed 2 meters.

 

I’d want a mortar carrier so I can help clear out the traffic blockage ahead.

 

Sign me up Do I have to parallel park with the trailer blind side in ???

Can I have one of the "kids" help me check and inspect my chains & binders or even better, have them help drive the loader up on the trailer deck, bind it down with 4 chains including binders and finish with a strap holding the bucket into the forks because you never move just one piece...………..not co$t effective

 

If the damage bill is less that the fee for the load then you can still drive for swift.

Speaking of, have you seen the laser backup lines to help swift drivers hit the door on the first dozen or so tries?

 

Sorry..... Never been bored enough to haul dry freight in a box .....
When I hang up my "Large Car" keys I become everyone's worst nightmare...…………… an RV driver

We now have GPS on equipment to save moves...…..pushing and digging dirt takes less moves

 

So your saying your cab has a rear window?

 

Its time for this old guy to get some sleep. I want to get up early Monday so I can drive around slow and aimlessly in rush hour traffic.