Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

I walked into this guys web today at face height and it was hanging from the front of my hat..... I screamed like a girl and then threw hat. My sunglasses were on the hat, lens fell out when they were chucked along with the hat.

 

Zoiks.

 

Crap. I found too many good ones to not post.

 

I got a snake a few weeks ago he was trapped in a fountain

 

Nice! Snakes, centi- / millipedes, or whatever are cool. Spiders? Nah.

I think it has something to do with how well they control all the legs, esp those fast little fuckers.

 

I don't mind spiders as long as they are not on me. This one just surprised the shit out of me. Considering the dog Walker had just walked up that path 15 minutes earlier. I guess he was shorter. If I didn't have my hat on, I would of needed to go home. Need to change some clothes and burn the old ones because I would never get the shit smell out of them.

 

Gotta love these 3.5ltrs when they are "cleaning them injectors". Just had a guy at the gas station ask if I did a diesel swap... in the interest of saving time I just said "yup" and left, rather than trying to explain why it is that these 3.5ltr sound odd sometimes... cuz I don't even know for sure. Haha

 

Lol, the guy asked if you did a diesel swap while you were putting gas in the tank....

 

No, while it was running outside & I was grabbing me my life juice. Diet Coke.

 

That stuff is going to kill you.

 

What isn't these days... I heard someone got killed a few towns over from drinking too much water...

 

That happened to a radio show contestant too.

 

Water toxicity is no joke. But her estate got 16 million dollars out of the deal.

They also suspect that's how Andy Warhol died.

 

Wouldn't that be a fvcked up moment eh...buddy arc welder prolly did enough rails off a models ass to deliver mail to Sante Fe...and dies overdosing on H2O...

Hero...fail

 

If I remember right, he was in the hospital and died after surgery. They referenced the fact that he gained like 22 pounds in water weight as evidence of overdosing fluids by hospital staff. That said, the irony is abound.

 

Hey! We all sticky and shyte again!

Huzzah!

 

My apologies for hijacking this thread... but what's done is done.

Moderators please change the title of this thread to "H20 awareness"

 

Water and dumpster fires don't mix.....lol

So what exactly is "crowdsourcing"?

Tanks in advance....