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Poop in a van joke?

 

Hey Kurt!!

 

No.

 

You're literally the only person I'd let get away with such a low-ball offer, without giving them an earful. When would you like it? I'm off today and tomorrow. My only plans tomorrow are to touch up the bumper more, sign up for my benefits and buy boots with my dad's work credits in Deer Park.

 

I would be insulted if you hadn't just reminded me how much I love the muffler you gave me. So if you want it, it's yours.

 

Didn't know you had one for sale

 

I used to have a .44 long barrel and I felt like Sam

 

That's cool. I'll stick to beer and maybe jager.

 

Well, OK, but don't put off love for truck parts!

 

I kept forgetting to take pics.

 

Beer yes. Jager no. Whiskey ok.

 

What if you are in love with your truck?

 

Well folks, it’s been a good run. Today we lost Tank. He had a great life and left an impression on everyone he met. He had 14 awesome years of chasing pests and being scared of his own farts. Thanks for listening.

 

Wonderful. Just don't expect reciprocity!

 

Sorry to hear, Chris. He looks as faithful as his name.

 

It seems, Tacoma's have the SHARPEST exhaust pipes of anything I have ever owned.

 

Sorry to hear that. I fear the reaper is coming for my pup in the next few years. Maybe sooner. She's got a nasty cough.

 

Oh really? And how often do you pork the exhaust pipes of your vehicles?