Christmas wish list

Indeed I did... and it shouldn't be an object for yourself... you still have the money from jumping out of an airliner right?

 

i would never in a million years buy a truck that was designed by the folks at TW lmao

 

I am sure 200k went real far.

 

Brand new 1st gen. No not one restored to look new but a 2019 1st gen.

 

Full LT setup with kings
AT tacoma habitat
Sos rear bumper dual swingouts.

 

I think of others, before myself, Momma
taught me not to be a hog.

By all the threads, I can build a hell of a truck
that is modified like a MoFo.

 

Kings front and rear
Lockers front and rear
BBK front and rear

 

Be careful about sharing those Bill's my friend, I'm sure the FBI took down the serial numbers before letting you take off again.

 

Put a 5.0 GT motor in a tacoma with raptor suspension

 

They still ain’t found me out. They only found some of the bills to throw them off my trail.
Catch me if you can, I’m the ginger bread man with lots of bread.

 

I have a present for you... (shhhhh everyone I want to get the reward for his capture to fund my mods) meet me at the park across from FBI headquarters in Washington DC at 3pm tomorrow

 

4.88’s, a built out FWC Swift, and a set of front and back Pelfreybilt bumpers (I did like their style. I would probably have to buy the company in order to make this happen, but you did say money was no object.)

 

My Toyota Truck before it became a Tacoma
was stashed on the trail to make my get away. That is the only clue I will say right now. I’m getting too old for this shit.

Tell the Feds that you think he is Some One
Else.

 

Brute Force Fab front bumper with full grill/headlight guard bar
Brute Force Fab rear bumper with double swing outs
New suspension / lift kit with ADS shocks, 700# coils, and full replacement rear spring pack.

 

Well... I think we have narrowed your location down to somewhere in S.E Texas... I cant disclose how I acquired this information however

 

So modest my friend... Think bigger!

 

I dont really want or need anything more.

 

I'd be driving a unimog and a G wagon.

 

If money wasn’t an object I would need to upgrade the powertain. So it wouldn’t have any problems hauling my fat ass wallet around everywhere with me