GraveYard Shift BS

To much pressure and it'd be like a fleets enema

 

Free

 

That made me laugh

 

How is everyone been doin? Whatcha talk Phil into buying lately?

 

Haha I'll let Phip share the list.

 

I loved those clips on my camelbak in the army.

Evening.

 

My right middle triggers in the morning, fades as the day goes on. My wife had hers fixed with a outpatient procedure.

I knew a guy who fell off a roof and did that. Could still light his cigs but mom had to wipe his butt everyday

 

It’s rained all day and supposed to rain all day tomorrow. Blah

 

guys/gals
Just got rid of a trainee.

 

Where did you hide the body?

 

In a pig pen

 

Good choice of location.

 

I've always heard they will eat everything in there. Don't really know how much truth is in there. Hell, might just be an old wives tale

 

It's true

 

I don't even want to know how you know that

 

Yup

 

Pretty much

 

Just spent half an hour setting up a job. Boss man comes over and asks what I'm doing. Told him I'm doing the lead job on the board, is there an issue? He asked why I wasn't doing the yellow card ( significant job indicated by a yellow card randomly in a bag in the shop....not on the board ).

I informed him my co-worker was doing it the last I checked. He informed me she was not and that I was to hop on it ( she was on it, he had pulled her off it, to have her do another job, which makes him asking me why I wasn't on it even more comical).

I said that's fine, not a problem. But I inquired that since we make cutting edge aerospace tech, medical tech, and are leaders in the logistics world, why can't we have a system that puts the yellow cards on the digital board, and triaged properly? Makes following the rules hard when the rules may change and you have no way of knowing. He said it's our job to know.

I asked him if he got my note about taking tomorrow off, and that I had left it on his desk with his papers. He said he didn't see it and that I know better than to put it on the desk because it will get lost and won't get put in, and that I am to input it on the computer.


....of course I had to get the last word in " well isn't that ironic".


...btw there is no Vaca note. Which he may or may not be looking for now. Hahaha. Kills me. I'm here to make them money. You'd think they'd help us help them make them money . I don't get it.

 

Evening everybody