Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

A lot of this

 

If by MT you mean multi talented, here I is.

 

The older I get the less interested I am in sex. It's all about what they can do for me. I need one that can cook, clean, not spend money like congress wears jeans and t-shirts, she knows how to pack a bowl, but not too tight, can handle her booze, knows how to do dog anal glands, is at home popping the random zit on my back.

I guess I need to look for a mom, a dog mom that drives a Subaru, but still wears fancy panties and likes outings at Applebee's. She's easy to prime, listens to Sublime, Aries is her sign, not always down to dine, sends shivers down my spine somewhere in the deep pines is where she'll shine.

I'm only good for five minutes anyways

 

Woot!

 

https://youtu.be/_WYAX6onqbM

 

Buy one of those sexbots; won’t drink your booze and won’t eat much at Applebee’s

 

I think the MT fan club should just take over this thread since ours is no longer a sticky.

 

oh hey, a coup!...I like the cut of your jib!

Im in

 

Sex, pure sex...

 

We all hump something. I don't judge.

 

Itd be alright until you finished. Then you gotta clean it up. I dont like cleaning up my own jizz. Or anyone elses for that matter.

 

All that makes sense and almost made me pissmy pants laughing .Really friggin funny. But. , my wife is n Aries and I should have ran like hell!
High fucking maintenance!

 

I remember who is Andre the giant... he was a giant... who went by the name... Andre

 

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

 

Just so no one gets confused

 

I do. And today, inside my heart of hearts, I want to express my love for single moms. 1) I had one, until she left me with only a rod stewart tape, never to be seen again (true story) 2)

 

Same.