Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

That's my sister in law twice removed you assholes.

 

That's me trying to contain my attraction...

 

I am sorry, where are my manners.













Oh yeah I am on TW!

 

I can't unsee that

Mississippi

 

You can see a lot more on farmersonly.com

 

I'll be getting offline for a while... 30mins max

 

You might want to give yourself time for a double tug.

 

Come to North Dakota, sure there are good looking girls, but in the western part of the state she'd be a 9.9 with tonnes of guys begging for a shot. This won't be at bar close, but happy hour.

 

I did

 

If she has no teeth she would be a 10

 

Ok, how bout this one...

 

Reaching a bit below legal aren't you?

 

Twice removed from Golden Corral.

 

School photo of Lorena Bobbitt?

 

I think she is a double bagger, you know... incase the first bag falls of.

 

Give your twice removed brother my condolences

 

OK, I'm done trying to hook you ungrateful bastards up.

 

That would be her utility value, can she carry (3) 24 packs of Bug Light and a gas can for the snowblower because a big storm is rolling in tonight don't forget the pizza rolls institutional sized bag

 

My wife won't even have sex with me. Why would I think any of these women (some look more like morge cadavers then women, but I'll be courteous) would give me the time of day.