Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

Has kids, a vacuum cleaner that don't work, dropped out of hair school, the payment on her 1999 Champion mobile home is chronically late, her Pontiac Sunfire is running on hpes and dreams and her ex is in jail.

 

Blasphemy!!

 

That's called a real person. Love it.

 

I cant be involved with people who dont believe Emma Watson is Hott AF.

*leaves slowly walking backwards with 2 fingers up*

*trips, tries to play it off as intentional... fails*

*drives off... grinds 3rd gear... *

 

It sounds weird, but I dig like a miner these days before dating a woman these days. There's more vampires out there vs. angels.

I went out with a girl a while ago that had $60k plus in student loans and was working a dead end job. Hot sure, but ain't got no time to be hanging out with broke women. She rolled up in a Daewoo or Suzuki sedan.

 

What does that hoe have to do with emma Watson?

 

She won't scratchhisfeet!

 

Well... fuck it then... all makes sense now

 

Emma Watson looks like every plain Jane yet sorta hot single mom that hasn't hit the wall yet. There are single moms and then there are single moms. Always being screening fellas , she might accidentally get pregnant, but she's keeping the baby.

 

Yip

Yup and the hail Mary is 98 percent ineffective

 

I hate all of you

 

The last thrust is the deepest, well about as deep as 5.5 inches can go.

 

But you keep coming back

 

Google, if you must, Stephanie Abrams from The Weather Channel. That, my friends, is some kind of lady.

 

That MAY work for single moms, it’s 50/50. However cougars almost always prefer 2 doors.

 

This. I’ve already done horse chick. And sexually charged nurse. And low maintenance fraud girl who, while maintaining she is low maintenance because she wears jeans and chucks and like burgers and beer, is emotionally STARVING.

 

In awe of the accuracy. I’ll add bedroom smells like unkempt litter box

 

Fine... you bash Emma Watson... well take this then! You bastards cant make a soccer mom out of Scarlet Johansson!

 

“Can i please speak to the manager”