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What's ur best Chuck Norris Joke?

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by SMBHooker, Aug 20, 2018.

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  1. Oct 26, 2018 at 6:18 PM
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    Best yet.
     
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  2. Oct 26, 2018 at 6:19 PM
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    Lol
     
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  3. Nov 19, 2018 at 6:17 PM
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    You just made my day!!!:rofl::rofl:
    Thanks for sharing that and you better be rocking that same hair style!!

    Ps: Chuck Norris Never fills fills out an online form because he will Never Submit
     
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  4. Nov 19, 2018 at 6:26 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow; he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
     
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  5. Nov 19, 2018 at 6:31 PM
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    Chuck Norris created the first giraffe when he upper-cutter a horse.
     
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  6. Nov 19, 2018 at 6:37 PM
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    20181119_203605.jpg
     
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  7. Nov 19, 2018 at 6:41 PM
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    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
     
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  8. Nov 19, 2018 at 6:44 PM
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    And my all time favorite:

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
     
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  9. Nov 19, 2018 at 7:34 PM
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    Lmao this is awesome
     
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  10. Nov 19, 2018 at 7:38 PM
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.
     
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  11. Nov 19, 2018 at 7:40 PM
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    Hmmm, Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris' Mom...discuss
     
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  12. Nov 19, 2018 at 7:42 PM
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    When Chuck Norris does a push up he just pushes the earth down.
     
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  13. Nov 19, 2018 at 7:43 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have a mom. He has always been here.
     
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  14. Nov 19, 2018 at 9:16 PM
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    Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
     
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  15. Nov 19, 2018 at 9:17 PM
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    CEA38026-9FF8-4E36-97B8-FAAC46C71735.jpg
     
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  16. Nov 19, 2018 at 9:27 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't need guns.
     
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  17. Nov 20, 2018 at 3:24 AM
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    The chemical formula for Kryptonite is CNRhK. That is why it is so deadly to Superman.
     
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  18. Nov 20, 2018 at 5:53 AM
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    #1 joke in my book
     
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  19. Nov 20, 2018 at 6:56 AM
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    Sadly, while Chuck Norris still has his hair as it is impervious to male pattern baldness and old age, I do not. :rolleyes:
     
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