1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Help me baby Jesus, help me allah, help me Tom Cruise

 

Tom Cruise huh, I suppose he could convince Bob to nuke this thread from low orbit

 

It kinda makes sense that Utah boy would have experience in this dept. gals there still think they're pure or some such nonsense if they get ram rodded from the rear. Hard to imagine still thinking that after the smell that activity leaves behind but far be it from me to judge religion haha

 

Some girls just like to be roasted like a pig on a skewer

 

Oh no I get it, I'm onboard with the situation haha.

 

Who Evers up front doesn't like it when you kidney punch though

 

You know from experience?

 

Minor details

 

It's getting to that time of year again Alaskan Pipelines will start being more popular

 

Oh that's a fun name

 

I bet it's shitty

 

This is not a concern to those who know what they're about

 

I hope to never have any experience with them other than this type of conversation

 

Don't knock it till it's knocked you

 

Yikes

 

I know what it is.

Why you decided to post about it I have no clue.

 

What the hell is wrong with you people

 

I guess he didn't realize you had to post something that related to the current topic on this lunch table.


But wait, I'm pretty sure there was a whole scene about toothless blowjobs.

 

They’re selling a 3rd Gen at Costco.

Those hideous wheels and tires plus the step bars are a $4,000 upgrade.