Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

They all say they win, but someone has to take it in the ass.

 

The master
https://youtu.be/TvnYmWpD_T8

 

Exactly... and that's why you browse lobby's before buying in.

Gotta hunt for the morons 1st

 

That's the type of music you hear at The Red Lobster while taking a shit in a stall that smells like seafood because the stoner in the dish pit broke the garbage disposal because he was too busy rolling and blazing up a backwoods in the dumpster area and let a few forks fall in the fucker. Have you seen the girl in the Tide Pods commercial? That's his main squeeze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHzf7JwIhPM

Why do you think she fumbles all those serving trays? Well her brother is a carpet cleaner and has the contract to clean the carpets there. She gets a kick back.

 

@Itchyfeet

For Christmas yes? You like?


You know I love you Itchy

 

I don't think those things give happy endings. By happy endings I mean warm pots on the stove

 

Glad you cleared that up... cuz I had a somewhat oriental picture in my mind...
Not that theres anything wrong with that

 

I'm only interested in accountants, that drive RAV4s with the paw prints decal on the back window, prefer brown hair blue eyes, thick thighs and likely went to Pepperdine.

 

Remove the thigh thing and I may be able to get on board with that.

Actually.... beggers cant be choosers... count me in

 

I thought they only drive BMW's and Volvo's

 

That damn candle gonna get knocked over and it's gonna be a warm fucking Christmas.

 

Is Pepperdine a real place? Like tippecanoe and Kalamazoo?

 

Well... if it isn't silent Jay... I thought bob was the silent one... no matter. Hello Jay

 

Gotta have some thighs.

 

Yup. Its a real place.... almost burned the fuck down last week though.

 

https://www.pepperdine.edu

 

You must have a touch of OCD too eh? Noting those fine details usually lost to most. I applaud you sir

 

Maybe y'all need some more concrete out that way.