Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

Oh, I agree. But you should enjoy it while you can. It won't last forever.

 

But the head is good right?

By that I mean she has a pretty face?

 

Nope just a ass and a personality

 

One can assume, with a great deal of certainty, that a belly dancer will have a pretty everything.

 

Good enough for me. I'll take her if you are looking to offload her

 

Isn't usually covered by a veil??

 

Or this.

 

*clears throat*
Say again?

 

Maybe if you are in a movie. Not the ones I've seen.

 

MY EYES!

 

I do like movies

 

I thought you guys liked belly dancers....

The fuck is uh problem?

 

Hey man. I have standards. She can't have a bigger belly than me!

 

Fixed

 

Btw you aren't the one that will forever have "ugly belly dancer" on record of having googled such a thing...

Made better choices in my life...

Then again... made worse

 

Thanks. That pic must have messed with my sarcasm too.

 

Incognito mode, it will save you much trouble.

 

And you all have the gift of Erectile dysfunction this Christmas. You're welcome

 

Maybe this dancer will get your motor running