Grab a drink and enjoy the dumpster fire flames!!

Yikes. I thought I had it bad when everyone complained about the lumpy gravy.

 

My mom was queen of making people uncomfortable.

 

Always wondered what everyone looks like. I'll start with a quick pic of me

 

My mom still is, but she uses passive-aggressivity and guilt trips.

 

they all do.

 

I call bullshit.

 

Good call

 

I'm sure they do, but my mom is an expert.

 

Mine was too, until she pulled that card one to many times.
Once I realized I am man and don't need anything from her, those guilt trips stop working. Then they start asking politely like people are supposed to.

 

I must be seeing things...

Something about a cookie

 

With a face like yours, you should be selling it off to the monster cookie factory.

 

Oh you don’t look crazy at all

 

I caught that too, some shenanigans slight of hand going on

 

Too tan.

 

And yes @JaCado I did try and sell... the first customer used me for 9 yrs and returned

... I dont... what? What's a monster cookie?

 

You didn't see shit..... your Canadian

 

I had the same conversation with my mother. Pissed her off so much she moved out of state.

 

Hey, my shit stinks just like 'American shit

 

I smell Canadian Bacon