1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

To this day, I’ve never seen room temperature butter before in someone’s home.

 

Mine is

 

Do you use butter that much?

 

Enough, it lasts a good while like that

 

I don’t put butter on my toast. I haven’t eaten breakfast normally for the past 18 years.

I only use butter in cooking.

 

Don’t look at the mess, my roommates don’t realize they’re adults.

 

Wd40 works too...I repo' a Benz like that. Sprayed the tires down low and a few feet in front of them. Slide slick as shit.

 

Sometimes you gotta do things to get paid...lol. Soapy water works better tho.

 

Im glad you arnt a theft

 

Ha, that's my retirement plan. Still got a shit load of shaved keys and jiggler keys. Just kidding, I ain't a good thief

 

Floor Jack under rear dif and spin it 90* let the cops tow it for blocking traffic.

 

Jail food sucks...or it did. I haven't been in a few decades

 

Hmm? Don't know if I've ever seen a thread "who's spent time in jail"?

 

Never been in jail, but helped book people in jail lmao

 

It could either go half way decent or to hell quick

 

I can go start it

“Hey Everyone, due to recent happenings in life I’ve been forced to think about the big questions. The biggest question that seems the most applicable is: What is jail like?.
Feel free to share your experience along with the reason (or reasons) why you got to sent on the extended staycation.”

 

Post in the 3rd gen section too

 

Does anyone have any edits or suggestions

 

I hate you