The Lair

Yeah no way could I do an actual open relationship. If there is any form of titles or whatever then being monogamous is the way it's going to be. Right now for me not really looking for that just having some fun until that may come along.

 

I like being that guy no woman to tell me when, where, or what I can do. Well I lied the little one tells me what I am doing or she just comes along and we have a good Daddy daughter time together.

 

These are the two newest contenders. Ones a nurse

 

My 7 sister wives agree with everything you guys have said. Polygamy is the best monogamy.

 

Oh speaking of this I think my nanny may be looking for something more than we have going right now. She posted something on FB about making sure my dinner is ready and on the table when I get home and that kiddo is bathed and ready for bed so it's less I have to worry about. Also she keeps dropping these subtle yet blunt comments like "see I'd make a good wife" when she serves me dinner or takes care of what I need when I get home.

 

When you find the right woman you wont have to be told anything, but that is a two way street you have to be willing to accept and practice.

On the other hand, it's nice when I can sneak wear the same underwear for an entire weekend!

 

Liz!

 

Well you have three options...

1. Shut the door completely
2. Pony up and make it official
3. Continue to act oblivious and wait for it to blow up in your face (the most preferable since we are men)

 

Rob, please put the skin back on that onion. Don't peel anymore layers off. TMI. Haha

 

I didn't need to know that!

Oh no I get what you're saying with that. I am very difficult man to date. Kinda like a cat wants to be left alone and only played with when I want to. I know my flaws and don't expect anyone to change to deal with them.































Yes B I know I am short and balding you don't have to remind me

 

Yes Rob! Yes!

Edit: The underwear thing.

 

Blowing up in my face won't happen we've been friends for yrs. now and have a professional business relationship with being my nanny as well as she does all our family photography. If I just leave it be and not act I think it'll just fizzle away and she finds someone else.

 

Shoot her my number, I bet she misses a full head of hair.

 

We shall see. Sub'd for the blowing up in the face.

Edit: Although I sincerely hope it doesn't.

 

Naw she thinks my baldness is sexy . She likes rubbing my head

 

She's far from a normal chick that's for sure so I doubt it. You'd have to know her to get what I'm saying. But if it does blow up in my face then I'll make sure you're the first to know!
#gottahaveaprettynanny She dolled herself up one day before I came home and sent me this pic while I was working

 

Bang em both

 

That first one looks like she might have a drinking problem. VETO!

The second one is hubba hubba.

 

I stand with Rob!!!!

 

I vote for Liz. I am guessing she is the nurse.