How the hell do you take your new 2019 off road and not F up the body so your wife wants a divorce?

He's like the Mozart of internet based autism.

 

Jeez.......when are modern men gonna realize that, as before and as always, if you do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want to, your wife will never divorce you, as you will appear to her as a man who is in control of his own destiny. That’s what women desire.

Last thing any woman wants is some limp dude who asks her permission, or her forgiveness all the time.

Do whatever you want to with your truck, including denting the shit out of it, and she’ll be hot for you, guaranteed.

 

OP has to come back in

 

Seriously. I am a fucking turd boyfriend and my gf fuckin adores me.

 

This is my method. 10 years strong so far.

 

Jared Fogle begs to differ.

 

Without breaking any major laws*

 

of OP's wife.

 

My method, also going 8 years strong

 

The other week I woke up, told my gf to shut the furnace off when she leaves for work, and I then started brushing my teeth. She asks “why, again, do I need to shut it off when I leave?” I just stared at her for a moment, then continued brushing my teeth. As I’m pouring my coffee, she asks again, then says “um... so why are you not going to explain this?” As I stared at her and walked down to the front door. Finally says “ok, so I guess you’re not gonna explain why...” yup. I’m not. My house. My heat, I repair the furnace, I pay for the oil. Stand before her and an army of orcs, I tell her I love her when she makes the coffee. I ain’t splainin SHIT.

 

For sure though. My wife has 12 years of dealing with my non-stop crap. Pretty sure I ripped ass in front of her on the first date too.

 

I use to make an excuse to go to the Walmart at like 11pm that was close to my wife’s apartment so I could poop. I was afraid of stinking up her spot.

 

I bought my truck in feb of 2018. I had 2 dents on it from a few trees in sleepycreek WV, within 2 months of owning it.

The wife was present. So was @3pooches. @Darkgoatracer and and a few others.


If you dont give a shit about dents, itll be easier for you to mod and cut.

 

Not my fault

 

Yeah.....I specifically mean do whatever the fuck you want, no to whomever you chose. That’s not good and never has been.

 

Mountain lions though, on the real, will fuckin stalk you, and you wouldn’t even know it

 

Wait... was that meant for this thread?

 

HAHA YUP