New England B.S. Thread

They look a little dainty to be his...

 

I will admit the gloves probably aren't his

 

Shoes and more shoes

 

It's not a purse , it's a satchel.

 

Well... maybe we're being insensitive. We don't know what he's into on his free time.

 

Indiana Jones wears one

I'm not sure I'm gonna go out of my way to find out either

 

They don't make doorways tall enough for me to fit through with those rigs on.

 

Those are his welding gloves!

 

Nobody dresses better than Max at work. I bet his mask matches.

 

Nope . Vajazzeled my welder.

Sequins

 

I knew I forgot to wear something at work.....

Awhile ago we were notified that everyone has to take sexual harrasment training . I asked the big boss how he found out I weld with no pants in my booth

 

And that’s ok because you asked before the training!

 

I hope they're those two-tone sequins

 

Ok. So on a serious note. What are "engagement photos" and why do they need to take place at 2pm, which ='s my midnight .

 

You've been engaged for 5 minutes and you already have an engagement photo shoot lined up? Damn, you two aren't messing around.

We didn't do engagement photos

 

They are something that women like to show their unattached frenemies to rub their noses in it... Why at 2pm? Lighting, of course...

 

I guess it's a thing? For Christmas cards? She bought signs and props and called our family friend who's a photographer....





I did my part. Shaved and gave myself a Freddie Mercury mustache

 

My girlfriend won't even look at me if I have a mustache lol