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3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by TeecoTaco, Aug 12, 2016.

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A Haiku

  1. Do your balls hang low?

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  2. Do they wobble to and fro?

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  3. Do your balls hang low?

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  1. Nov 30, 2018 at 5:50 PM
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    daddy_o

    daddy_o Well-Known Member

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    That's a rough week man, sorry.
    Hope it gets better for you.
     
  2. Nov 30, 2018 at 5:55 PM
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    Tacos in Gensokyo

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    It'll get better when my actual weekend starts, on Tuesday. Shop bit off more than we can chew and long hours are the result. I started work at 4:30 this morning and didn't get home till 7:00 pm. To a broken fridge and a puddle of curdled ice cream, no less. At least the booze is safe!
     
  3. Nov 30, 2018 at 8:30 PM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    :cheers:
     
  4. Dec 2, 2018 at 5:16 PM
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    daddy_o

    daddy_o Well-Known Member

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    Got all my installs done. It all came out pretty good. Now my wife says my next day off is her day, since the truck got all the attention today. Thats not too much to ask, I guess I should take her out somewhere special.
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  5. Dec 6, 2018 at 4:09 PM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    We might get some snow
    Declared state emergency
    Stocking up on beer

    Blizzard of up to 3" forecasted :eek:. People are storming the grocery for bread and milk. The only thing more entertaining is watching them try to drive. Zombie snowpocalypse.
     
  6. Dec 6, 2018 at 5:46 PM
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    TeecoTaco

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    Wow, while semantically accurate, there is so much misguidedness in that Haiku from a Canadian aspect

    One never runs out of beer
     
  7. Dec 6, 2018 at 8:11 PM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    This deserves two memes

    beer-58b8c7e85f9b58af5c8c6471.jpg when-visiting-north.jpg
     
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  8. Dec 6, 2018 at 9:49 PM
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    I want snow. Still haven't driven my Taco in snow
     
  9. Dec 7, 2018 at 6:04 AM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    Me either and I've had it over three years now. I don't want ice tho and it's looking sketchy for that.
     
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  10. Dec 7, 2018 at 8:18 AM
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    BillyToy

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    I have done ice (unexpectedly) going down the big hill from our house on a corner. Stability assist saved my ass (but not my underwear)
     
  11. Dec 7, 2018 at 8:30 AM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    So you have tuck and roll upholstry now. Sweet.
     
  12. Dec 7, 2018 at 4:27 PM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    Snowpocalypse warnings have been canceled :). Forecast now is for 17 snowflakes which should still cause widespread bread and milk shortages.
     
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  13. Dec 7, 2018 at 4:59 PM
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    TeecoTaco

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    Where is this place that you claim to reside in that cannot accurately predict weather? These people are of the ologist domain. Surely they knew that that was coming...
     
  14. Dec 7, 2018 at 5:06 PM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    They actually do a great job of tracking tornados and severe storms here in OK but like to hype up winter weather to increase hysteria and network ratings when things are slow.
     
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  15. Dec 7, 2018 at 5:12 PM
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    TeecoTaco

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    Saw that system on the news today, claiming to cause strife to North GA.

    I gotta believe the science of Doppler was perfected in that region...OK
     
  16. Dec 9, 2018 at 2:16 PM
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    melikeymy beer

    melikeymy beer Hold my beer and watch this

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    OU has one of the best meteorology schools. If you saw the lame movie Twister the characters all worked there.
     
  17. Dec 9, 2018 at 2:35 PM
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    TeecoTaco

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    Yup, Helen Hunt was hot and Jamie Gertz was also....fun fact, did ya know Gertz started out on Square Pegs? Her and Sarah Jessica Parker
     
  18. Dec 14, 2018 at 8:56 PM
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    melikeymy beer

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    And then there were two
    Drunken haikus have died out
    This thread was a hoot

    Could not survive dbags demise. I thought we should at least leave some kind of marker on this grave ;)

    #tequilamademedoit
     
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  19. Dec 14, 2018 at 9:06 PM
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    melikeymy beer

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    This should probably be the last post

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  20. Dec 14, 2018 at 9:19 PM
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    Crack open my beer
    Sip sip gulp sip sip sip gulp
    That was refreshing

    Happy friday you bastards!
     
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