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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

 

This is an excellent summary of my grasp on poetry in school

 

Good afternoon, gents!

 

Afternoon sir! How ya been lately?

 

Afternoon tisoy you live over there by Robert

 

First day back at work after 3 weeks out. Somehow I got an infection in my knee and it became septic.

 

Eeek

 

holy sheet. Glad you're alright.. sounds like it was serious..

 

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Back to normal?

Edit: "." Should have been a "?"

 

I know... Got admitted to the hospital and stayed for 5 days. Had surgery on my knee to clean the infection out. I was under the impression that it was going to be a minimally invasive scoped surgery. The next day the hospitalist removed my dressing, and I have a gnarly ass 8 inch incision from top to bottom of my knee. My wife started puking and crying at the same time. It was great. LMAO

 

Finally getting the sutures out tomorrow and have 3 more weeks of physical therapy.

 

Did something bite you brown recluse

 

No. I have gout, and sometimes get it in my knee. I thought it was a gout attack at first and let it go for two days. Two days later, the pain was getting worse and I was getting bad fever and chills. Decided to go in to the ER, and they said my labs were all jacked up. They called the orthopedic surgeon in, and he aspirated 45ml of yellow pus from my knee.

 

Nasty

 

Dang! Is it all good now

 

I'm at about 50% with my knee. I can only bend it 50%. It should get better tomorrow after the sutures come out. I'll be going to physical therapy until I'm 100% though, so that'll be good. This was definitely an eye opener for me to take better care of my health, even though nobody has any clear answers as to why this happened.