Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

We were playing wrong toss...

 

Can't figure out if ^^^^ this is a typo, or a Freudian slip (Yes, you may need to look that one up )

 

not looking it up.

Ment ring toss

 

Wasn't sure if "wrong toss" was supposed to be ring toss, dong toss, or you knew it was just wrong and did it anyway.

 

What's fallout gotta do with santa and donuts?

 

Bring a bag of candy to work for people to enjoy. 3 people pick out 4 specific candies. The “better” ones. I want to punch everyone in the face lol if someone brings something to be nice, don’t be picky and leave the bad stuff.

 

Sounds about par for the office life course, dont take it personally haha.

 

Next time dont give them options

 

Its insane. Like bring a dozen donuts for 12 people and this one dude will get 3 before giving anyone else a chance. Like who raised these people and I can’t believe these people are raising little humans lol. I still do nice shit cause there’s more good people than bad but boy howdy it makes you wanna throw a brick at the bad ones lol

 

That's why I dont do things like that anymore. Too many greedy or ungrateful people.

I used to get 2 dozen taco cabana tacos for the office in San Antonio one Friday a month and people would bitch about me not getting enough/enough of a certain type.

 

Or nobody ever brings anything in return lol

 

Hearing stories like these make me glad there’s only 4 guys on my shift. We eat great all the time, especially on nights.

 

Wtf are you doing now days? I thought you were a welder

 

for real. take one, let everyone else get a chance at it, round back later and if theres any left AFTER EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE TO ACCEPT/REJECT its fair game.

this one sucks, gotta tell yourself youre giving no matter if you get nothing in return. My zen place is where the act of giving is a gift for me and my own wellbeing. but if you dont want to be zen there is always bricks LOL

 

Only on paper

 

Welding on paper doesn't sound like a good idea.

 

Maintenance. Been on maintenance for a little over a year now. I get paid cause I ‘can’ weld but I rarely have to.

 

like facilities maintenance? aka handy man work? nothing wrong with it, just trying to make sure. and do you take contract maintenance work or what? i see your leaving TX for a bit but is it for permanent or contract work or what?

 

At a plant?

 

This is how I am.