Better watch out who you kick out of your WoW guild

I was talking with a whore, oh I mean lady this morning and her vocabulary revolved around the word fuck and shit. ... thought to self "why did I think she was a whore?"

 

if i knew i would be jumping all over that if you know what i mean haha

 

Omg)) hahahhahaha

 

1-whos pat from snl
2-who is it calling fat???
3-is that really a girl???
4- it just needs real friends not internet ones

 

i really hope that is all sarcastic???

 

please tell me ur kidding.

 

hahaha wow. I knew some people were obsessed with that game but golly. i wouldnt mess with her because i would stand no chance. i would hit her with my left and it would get stuck. then a right and i would lose that hand somewhere. then because she is low to the ground she would have free shots at my balls with her solid steel tire iron. nuhu im staying on the internets where i can be tough

 

i'm hoping you mean like a trampoline hahaha

 

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

"I bet you can't breath outside your office, you 500... 600lb mother fu**er."

WTF did that even mean?

I'm seriously scared of her karate moves, too. Did you see that kick? Vicious.

 

especially that last kick. im surprised the shockwave from the acceleration of the foot didnt knock over the camera. or hurt chuck norris

 

I think she ate Chuck Norris.

 

I am surprised he/she/it has the stamina to walk from his seat to his front door, after two steps I think he was out of breath.

 

that would explain why bp cant get the oil spill stopped.

 

I am absolutely amazed that people like this actually exist. Yes, I've seen its kind a trajillion times on YouTube, Failbooking, etc. but I am still left slack-jawed every time. Get some self respect and a life then check back with us, m'kay?

 

Well okay you've come to the right place. You'll be bitch slapped a number of times and over time you will toughen up. You are in good hands! Now stand up straight!!!

 

well hell i wouldnt wanna fight her...she would probably trip and fall on top of me, then id really be f*cked

 

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Fucking west Virgina
"you can't fucking hit me" I don't know how anyone could miss.......

 

Well she did say she moved back to west Virginia. Enough said.

Nothing againt our fellow Taco members from West Virginia.